Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Long term relationship

Long term relationship-girls remain sentimental

Walking on the beach she tried to take his hand and when finally succeeded he suddenly saw an interesting stone which he absolutely had to pick up and throw into the sea...

Long term relationship-bad planning

After carefully chosen her most inviting pose she turned at him and for her greatest disappointment she realized that there are some unread newspapers on the bedside table which she has forgotten to hide.

Long term relationship - rivalry

After three months of silent rivalry between her and two his cats, the last ones mysteriously disappeared and her expectations to receive his attention significantly increased.

Long term relationship – efficient communication

When she started working their everyday vocabulary got reduced into two words of “good morning” and “goodnight” as there was no more occasions to use the third one - “your lunch is ready”.

Long term relationship – change the toothpaste

She hates all existing toothpaste commercials on TV as they remind her it’s been two years that they haven’t kissed. Maybe that’s because their toothbrushes are kept in the same glass in the bathroom.

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